Mother’s Glasses By Edgar Albert Guest

Mother’s Glasses

I’ve told about the times that Ma can’t find her pocketbook,
And how we have to hustle round for it to help her look,
But there’s another care we know that often comes our way,
I guess it happens easily a dozen times a day.
It starts when first the postman through the door a letter passes,
And Ma says: ‘Goodness gracious me! Wherever are my glasses?’

We hunt ’em on the mantelpiece an’ by the kitchen sink,
Until Ma says: ‘Now, children, stop, an’ give me time to think
Just when it was I used ’em last an’ just exactly where.
Yes, now I know – the dining room. I’m sure yu’ll find ’em there.’
We even look behind the clock, we busy boys n’ lasses,
Until somebody runs across Ma’s missing pair of lasses.

We’ve found ’em in the Bible, an’ we’ve found ’em in the flour,
We’ve found ’em in the sugar bowl, an’ once we looked an hour
Before we came across ’em in the padding of her chair;
An’ many a time we’ve found ’em in the topknot of her hair.
It’s a search that ruins order an’ the home completely wrecks,
For there’s no place where you may not find poor Ma’s elusive specs.

But we’re mighty glad, I tell you, that the duty’s ours to do,
An’ we hope to hunt those glasses till our time of life is through;
It’s a little bit of service that is joyous in its thrill,
It’s a task that calls us daily an’ we hope it always will.
Rich or poor, the saddest mortals of all the joyless masses
Are the ones who have no mother dear to lose her reading glasses.

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