A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.
Children reinvent your world for you.
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.
A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.
I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.
When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
All babies need a lap.
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.