ﺳﺨﻦ ﺍﻭﻝ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻭﻡ – حکایت های شرین کهن

ﺷﺨﺺ ﻓﻘﯿﺮﯼ ﺯﻥ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺭﺍ ﮔﻔﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻗﺪﺭﯼ ﭘﻨﯿﺮ ﺑﯿﺎﻭﺭ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻥ ﺁﻥ ﻣﻌﺪﻩ ﺭﺍ ﻗﻮﺕ ﺩﻫﺪ ﻭ ﺑﻨﯿﻪ ﺭﺍ ﻣﺤﮑﻢ ﻭ ﺍﺷﺘﻬﺎ ﺭﺍ ﺯﯾﺎﺩ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ.
ﺯﻥ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﭘﻨﯿﺮ ﺩﺭ ﺧﺎﻧﻪ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﯾﻢ!
ﻣﺮﺩ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺟﻬﺖ ﺁﻥ ﮐﻪ ﭘﻨﯿﺮ ﻣﻌﺪﻩ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻪ ﻓﺴﺎﺩ ﻣﯽ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺯﺩ ﻭ ﺑﻦ ﺩﻫﺎﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺳﺴﺖ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ.
ﺯﻥ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﺍﯼ ﻣﺮﺩ! ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﻭ ﻗﻮﻝ ﻣﺨﺘﻠﻒ ﻭ ﻣﺘﻀﺎﺩ ﮐﺪﺍﻡ ﺭﺍ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﮐﻨﻢ؟
ﻣﺮﺩ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﺍﮔﺮ ﭘﻨﯿﺮ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ ﻗﻮﻝ ﺍﻭﻝ ﺭﺍ ﻭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻧﺒﺎﺷﺪ ﻗﻮﻝ ﺩﻭﻡ ﺭﺍ!
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